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  • cc_rainbow_dick_style
    £8.00

    Don’t be a Dick

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    Dear partner who walks into a room, looks around for 30 seconds and then shouts at you because they “can’t find their keys”, dear workmate who deliberately nicks your ideas, dear child who refuses to eat their peas, dear friend who “forgot” to call you back for the umpteenth time, dear mum at the school gate who secretly judged you when she spotted you sneaking a shop-bought cheese sarnie into your child’s lunchbox, dear fellow driver who didn’t give the obligatory “thank you wave” when you let them out at the junction....

    WTAF? DON’T BE A DICK!

    This is our go-to mug when we’re laughing off all of life’s little annoyances. So pop the kettle on, roll your eyes at the situation and raise this indigo coloured mug in silent salute to all the dicks you know.

    £8.00
    £8.00
  • cc_rainbow_flamingo_style
    £8.00

    Be a Flamingo in a Flock of Pigeons

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    We couldn’t create an antique pink mug and NOT sling one of our most popular quotes all over it, plus this expression is our best seller, having completely sold out of this design in our first collection.

    We will always celebrate being unashamedly yourself, standing out from the crowd, revelling in what makes you beautifully different and royally rocking and owning that shit.

    • You got a wonky eyebrow? RAISE IT!

    • You got short legs? TATTOO THE SHIT OUTTA THEM!

    • You got a bouncy bum? STICK A PATCH ON THE BOOTY OF YO’ JEANS AND SHAKE THAT ASS!

    When we shine our light, it unconsciously gives others the permission to do the same.

    Be flamingos ladies, bring a bit of colour into the world in the way only you know how.

    £8.00
    £8.00
  • cc_rainbow_fungames_STYLE
    £8.00

    It’s All Fun and Games ‘til Your Jeans Don’t Fit Anymore

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    Coming up with this quote made us laugh our asses off. It sums up the horror of realising you’ve thrown caution to those camembert-filled winds once too often, and now can’t fit into your favourite Topshop skinnies. Urgh. Still...we had heaps of fun on the way to popping that extra notch on the belt and we believe in laughing at ourselves and with each other.

    £8.00
    £8.00
  • cc_rainbow_productive_style
    £8.00

    Productive as F*ck!

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    Holy shit, baby – yeah, we are! We’ve got three kids, two goldfish, one cat, one dog and five stick insects between us, but we still get up every day and apply our fabulous game faces. Lucy’s staple: khol eyeliner darker than her last boyfriend’s heart; and just as thick.  Beth’s professional armour: a slick of fabulous lipstick, even more fabulous shoes and a punch-today-in-the-face mentality.

    Productive? AS F*CK!

    Join us with this glorious green mug and set your day’s intent from the first cuppa of the morning!

    £8.00
    £8.00
  • cc_rainbow_SUNSHINE_style
    £8.00

    Hello Sunshine!

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    Sometimes all you need in the morning is a bit of a pick me up... Lucy’s favourite morning mood-booster is a cheeky wink from a builder, whereas Beth needs the perfect take away coffee poured into her keep-cup; but sometimes, you just need someone to give you a beaming smile and say “hello, sunshine!”.

    Invest in one of our fabulous yellow caffeine vessels and you’ll get that morning pick me up every time you open the cupboard door.

    £8.00
    £8.00
  • cc_rainbow_dreams_stylealt
    £8.00

    Dreams Don’t Work Unless You Do

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    The pop of sparky orange was the perfect colour for one of Beth’s favourite sayings. As hard- working parents, who between us have clocked up more than 40 years of slog at the coal face of PR, retail consultancy and digital marketing, we know the truth of this quote.

    We want to inspire you to dream hard darlings, but to work harder in order to make them a reality.

    £8.00
    £8.00
  • cc_rainbow_faff_style
    £8.00

    Less Faff More Bosh

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    Inspiring action over ‘faffing about’ is a strength that runs through Lucy’s veins (a well as glitter, obviously). Lucy proudly invented this phrase to capture that spirit and motivation, and so we thought the red of the rainbow was the perfect colour to bring this no-nonsense, action orientated saying to life.

    £8.00
    £8.00
  • boss_badge_cc_03
    £2.50

    Bossing it badge collection

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    Yeah baby, you’re already well on your way, working it, bossing it and generally spreading your glorious awesomeness all over the place. Wear these pin badges to remind those around you who’s in charge or gift them to pick up someone who needs a stylish and colourful reminder that they are.
    £2.50
    £2.50
  • brave_badge_cc_01
    £2.50

    Believe badge collection

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    We know sometimes that it’s easy to forget how utterly awesome you are.  The grey clouds of life often stop your self-belief from shining through, but keep believing in yourself and you’ll be surprised how brave you become.  As Dolly Parton, one of Café of Curiosities fav bad ass female icons once said: “if you want the rainbow, you’ve got to put up with the rain”.
    £2.50
    £2.50
  • fearless_badge_cc_01
    £2.50

    FearLess badge collection

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    We want you to be fearless and fear LESS.  We want you to take over the world one little step at a time, creating change wherever you want to.  Don’t stand for the status quo, challenge it, push it, sprinkle glitter on it and be a #gamechanger.
    £2.50
    £2.50
  • lion_bag_2
    £9.00

    Life is tough, but so are you tote bag

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    We were so moved by feedback about this particular mug quote, that we had to revisit it, pair it with one of our new origami designs and emblazon it on the side of one of our fabulous new totes. We all know someone who continues to inspire us with their positive attitude to what are frankly, pretty sh*tty situations. They keep picking themselves up, dusting themselves off, rolling their eyes, putting on the kettle and toughing it out. What could possibly bring this to life more than the king of the jungle?  We’re also pretty sure that our ‘Len’ the lion would be equally as comfortable being called ‘Lara’ – I mean come on – check out that fabulous MANE!
    £9.00
    £9.00
  • fox_bag1
    £9.00

    Keep on keeping on tote bag

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    The fox is Lucy’s spirit animal and for her, foxes are the embodiment of quick wittedness, boldness, embracing change and reinvention, with a healthy dash of sheer bloody-mindedness thrown in. Who hasn’t been in a situation where the only solution was to rely on your gut instinct, challenge the status quo and just GO FOR IT. This tote bag is a rallying cry for anyone who wants to change direction, try a different path, challenge themselves as much as others and be a #gamechanger. Keep on, keeping on – you might not know where you’re going to end up, but you’ll have the best fun getting there. Just don’t go through the neighbours bins in the middle of the night, that’s just a bit wierd.
    £9.00
    £9.00
  • flamingo_bag_cc2
    £9.00

    Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons tote bag

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    One of our favourite and most popular mug quotes, we continue to celebrate and embrace what makes us different by creating a new design featuring Beth’s sprit animal, the fabulous flamingo. We’ve created our very own feathered origami-style friend to help you stand tall and feel proud of your own individual plumage. A treat for yourself or for a loved one who reminds you that recognising and celebrating being different makes us stronger; that standing out is an eye-opening way to exist – both for those watching you and for your personal adventures. Throw everything that inspires you into this roomy tote, slick on some bright pink lipstick, wait for the bus standing on one leg and then wink at the bus driver, just for the sheer bloody hell of it!  
    £9.00
    £9.00
  • cc_product_tits_trial
    £8.00

    You’re the tits

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    Hey, badass – you made a human, then made it come out of you, then DID ALL THIS OTHER AWESOME SHIT. You are, quite simply, the tits. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise EVER. Now pour your favourite tipple into this Cafe of Curiosities mug and go and set the world on fire (or just pop the washing on before the kids tea time, you know, whateves) xoxo
    £8.00
    £8.00
  • cc_product_calm
    £8.00

    Here’s a cup of calm the f**k down

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    We’ve all needed it; the gentle hand on your shoulder from your mum or dad, the raised eyebrow from a pal at just the titchiest of over-emotional reactions in the coffee shop queue or a shit load of confused emoticons on WhatsApp from a distant friend after a bit of an over-share on Facebook. Consider this your own personal ‘calm the f*** down’ barometer. Reach for this Cafe of Curiosities mug when you need to take time out for a moment, count to ten and reset your personal dial to “awesome”.
    £8.00
    £8.00
  • cc_product_f_doing
    £6.50

    I have no idea what I’m f**king doing

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    Lets be honest, none of really know what the f*** we’re doing pretty much 90% of the time. Cast off those socially conditioned shackles, let your fuckwittery hang out there for all to see and celebrate the fact you’re majorly winging it! Shout it from the rooftops with a flat white, or whisper it over the napping baby with a green tea in your Cafe of Curiosities mug – I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M F**KING DOING!
    £6.50
    £6.50
  • cc_product_ffs_new
    £8.00

    #FFS

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    Parent or not – everyone has a frequent #FFS moment. For us, we whisper it under our breath before answering to ‘mummy’ for the 100th time that minute, it’s when we pick raisins out of ears, get a 5am wake up call or wipe bogies off the arm of the sofa…again. For you, it might be your boss breathing down your neck, your other half, your ex other half, or just one of those crappy days. This Cafe of Curiosities mug sits snugly in your palms, while you raise your eyes to the heavens to mutter this age old prayer under your breath, several times a day.
    £8.00
    £8.00
  • cc_product_shi_rainbows
    £6.50

    I’m so happy, I could shit rainbows

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    Beth drinks a flat white with one sugar out of this mug when she’s genuinely happy – the two often go hand in hand- (and because she does actually shit rainbows). Lucy drinks builders brew, milk no sugar, out of this mug when she’s being a grumpy sarcastic old git (and being a vegetarian, Lucy eats a lot of roughage, so you don’t really wanna know what she shits...). Either way, it makes both situations just feel better. At the Cafe of Curiosities, we think that when you’re shitting rainbows, the world shits rainbows with you.
    £6.50
    £6.50
  • cc_product_thats_why
    £6.50

    Because I said so, that’s why

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    Classic parent quote top five: “You look with your eyes, not your hands” “LIFE isn’t fair” “This is your final warning...” "Be Careful" "Don’t pull that face or it’ll stay like that" And of course.... “BECAUSE I SAID SO, THAT’S WHY” Why not avoid having to even talk to you children at all and just glare at them over the top of your cuppa in this Cafe of Curiosities mug.
    £6.50
    £6.50
  • cc_product_what_time
    £6.50

    That sounds like a dreadful idea. What time do we start?

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    So you haven’t been out, out in months; you’ve forgotten how to walk in high heels and your tolerance to alcohol is the lowest it has been since that first sweet taste of Malibu and lemonade at that school party . Whatever your circumstances now, you’re going to grab that Friday night out by the scruff of the neck and party like it’s 1996. This is the perfect sized mug for a sneaky G&T while bathing the kids before escaping for a few hours, or indeed to hide in the morning after, while frantically trying to delete those images of you dancing on a table to Beyonce from social media before the Alpha Females on the school run/ at Uni /in that super cool clique see them.
    £6.50
    £6.50
  • cc_product_life_tough
    £8.00

    Life is tough, but so are you

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    Wowzers, life can be a right old bitch sometimes, huh? Well, you know what – so the mother-truck are YOU. So put the kettle on, brew yourself up a fabulous Cafe of Curiosities mug of something restorative, roll up your metaphorical sleeves, turn up the gansta rap and DEAL WITH IT. Boom! This is the perfect brew, black Americano, latte or flat white sized mug that sits very comfortably in the hand while simultaneously blowing a raspberry and sticking two fingers up at life. When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand prosecco.
    £8.00
    £8.00
  • cc_product_boss
    £6.50

    BOSS *especially after coffee

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    We’re not a ‘girl boss’ or the ‘mum boss’ we’re just THE BOSS. True dat. And what better way to Boss it up, or tell a mate they’re the ultimate, than with this Cafe of Curiosity mug. A perfect brew, black Americano, latte or flat white sized mug that sits very comfortably in the hands while ordering people about delegating in the office, ordering your partner about discussing the division of labour at home with your other half or ordering your children about observing your darling babies at play.
    £6.50
    £6.50