You’re the tits
You’re the tits
£12.00
Hey, badass – you made a human, then made it come out of you, then DID ALL THIS OTHER AWESOME SHIT.
You are, quite simply, the tits. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise EVER.
Now pour your favourite tipple into this Cafe of Curiosities mug and go and set the world on fire (or just pop the washing on before the kids tea time, you know, whateves)
xoxo
Crisp white 330ml ceramic mug with black and gold quote in our exclusive Cafe of Curiosities house fonts.
The mug’s stylish black inside, not only complements the quote, but also hides a multitude of those tell-tale “oh, I only need to give it a quick rinse” and “I’m so tired I can’t even wash myself, let alone a bloody coffee mug” cuppa drinking sins.
All mugs have our fabulous logo on the back and those with only black quotes are dishwasher safe, but we recommend gently hand washing those mugs blessed with a sprinkle of gold. Please do not put any Cafe of Curiosities mugs with gold on them in the microwave, our fabulously metallic mugs are not microwave safe.
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#FFS
Drinkware, Laughter & Boom
Parent or not – everyone has a frequent #FFS moment. For us, we whisper it under our breath before answering to ‘mummy’ for the 100th time that minute, it’s when we pick raisins out of ears, get a 5am wake up call or wipe bogies off the arm of the sofa…again.
For you, it might be your boss breathing down your neck, your other half, your ex other half, or just one of those crappy days.
This Cafe of Curiosities mug sits snugly in your palms, while you raise your eyes to the heavens to mutter this age old prayer under your breath, several times a day.
£10.00
Here’s a cup of calm the f**k down
Drinkware, Laughter & Boom
We’ve all needed it; the gentle hand on your shoulder from your mum or dad, the raised eyebrow from a pal at just the titchiest of over-emotional reactions in the coffee shop queue or a shit load of confused emoticons on WhatsApp from a distant friend after a bit of an over-share on Facebook.
Consider this your own personal ‘calm the f*** down’ barometer. Reach for this Cafe of Curiosities mug when you need to take time out for a moment, count to ten and reset your personal dial to “awesome”.
£12.00
Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons
Drinkware, Laughter & Boom
Florence Nightingale, Beyonce, Dolly Parton, Amelia Earhart, Michelle Obama, Katherine Hepburn, Marie Curie, Miss Piggy.
All of these awesome females stood up and continue to stand up for what they believe in, guided by a sense of self confidence, pride and belief.
They probably loved a brew, too......
Embrace and celebrate what makes you different, shout it from the roof tops and never ever hide your own individual plumage.
Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons, my darling. Let this Cafe of Curiosities mug remind you (or that special someone) every day that by shining your light, you unconsciously give permission for others to do the same. xoxo
£12.00
That sounds like a dreadful idea. What time do we start?
Drinkware, Laughter & Boom
So you haven’t been out, out in months; you’ve forgotten how to walk in high heels and your tolerance to alcohol is the lowest it has been since that first sweet taste of Malibu and lemonade at that school party .
Whatever your circumstances now, you’re going to grab that Friday night out by the scruff of the neck and party like it’s 1996.
This is the perfect sized mug for a sneaky G&T while bathing the kids before escaping for a few hours, or indeed to hide in the morning after, while frantically trying to delete those images of you dancing on a table to Beyonce from social media before the Alpha Females on the school run/ at Uni /in that super cool clique see them.
£8.00
Life is tough, but so are you
Drinkware, Laughter & Boom
Wowzers, life can be a right old bitch sometimes, huh?
Well, you know what – so the mother-truck are YOU.
So put the kettle on, brew yourself up a fabulous Cafe of Curiosities mug of something restorative, roll up your metaphorical sleeves, turn up the gansta rap and DEAL WITH IT.
Boom!
This is the perfect brew, black Americano, latte or flat white sized mug that sits very comfortably in the hand while simultaneously blowing a raspberry and sticking two fingers up at life. When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand prosecco.
£10.00
I have no idea what I’m f**king doing
Drinkware, Laughter & Boom
Lets be honest, none of really know what the f*** we’re doing pretty much 90% of the time.
Cast off those socially conditioned shackles, let your fuckwittery hang out there for all to see and celebrate the fact you’re majorly winging it!
Shout it from the rooftops with a flat white, or whisper it over the napping baby with a green tea in your Cafe of Curiosities mug – I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M F**KING DOING!
£8.00
Because I said so, that’s why
Drinkware, Laughter & Boom
Classic parent quote top five:
“You look with your eyes, not your hands”
“LIFE isn’t fair”
“This is your final warning...”
"Be Careful"
"Don’t pull that face or it’ll stay like that"
And of course....
“BECAUSE I SAID SO, THAT’S WHY”
Why not avoid having to even talk to you children at all and just glare at them over the top of your cuppa in this Cafe of Curiosities mug.
£8.00
BOSS *especially after coffee
Drinkware, Laughter & Boom
We’re not a ‘girl boss’ or the ‘mum boss’ we’re just THE BOSS.
True dat.
And what better way to Boss it up, or tell a mate they’re the ultimate, than with this Cafe of Curiosity mug.
A perfect brew, black Americano, latte or flat white sized mug that sits very comfortably in the hands while ordering people about delegating in the office, ordering your partner about discussing the division of labour at home with your other half or ordering your children about observing your darling babies at play.
£10.00
I’m so happy, I could shit rainbows
Drinkware, Laughter & Boom
Beth drinks a flat white with one sugar out of this mug when she’s genuinely happy – the two often go hand in hand- (and because she does actually shit rainbows). Lucy drinks builders brew, milk no sugar, out of this mug when she’s being a grumpy sarcastic old git (and being a vegetarian, Lucy eats a lot of roughage, so you don’t really wanna know what she shits...).
Either way, it makes both situations just feel better.
At the Cafe of Curiosities, we think that when you’re shitting rainbows, the world shits rainbows with you.
£8.00
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