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Hey, badass – you made a human, then made it come out of you, then DID ALL THIS OTHER AWESOME SHIT.
You are, quite simply, the tits. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise EVER.
Now pour your favourite tipple into this Cafe of Curiosities mug and go and set the world on fire (or just pop the washing on before the kids tea time, you know, whateves)
xoxo
Crisp white 330ml ceramic mug with black and gold quote in our exclusive Cafe of Curiosities house fonts.
The mug’s stylish black inside, not only complements the quote, but also hides a multitude of those tell-tale “oh, I only need to give it a quick rinse” and “I’m so tired I can’t even wash myself, let alone a bloody coffee mug” cuppa drinking sins.
All mugs have our fabulous logo on the back and those with only black quotes are dishwasher safe, but we recommend gently hand washing those mugs blessed with a sprinkle of gold. Please do not put any Cafe of Curiosities mugs with gold on them in the microwave, our fabulously metallic mugs are not microwave safe.
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