I have no idea what I’m f**king doing
Lets be honest, none of really know what the f*** we’re doing pretty much 90% of the time.
Cast off those socially conditioned shackles, let your fuckwittery hang out there for all to see and celebrate the fact you’re majorly winging it!
Shout it from the rooftops with a flat white, or whisper it over the napping baby with a green tea in your Cafe of Curiosities mug – I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’M F**KING DOING!
Crisp white 330ml ceramic mug with black and gold quote in our exclusive Cafe of Curiosities house fonts.
The mug’s stylish black inside, not only complements the quote, but also hides a multitude of those tell-tale “oh, I only need to give it a quick rinse” and “I’m so tired I can’t even wash myself, let alone a bloody coffee mug” cuppa drinking sins.
All mugs have our fabulous logo on the back and those with only black quotes are dishwasher safe, but we recommend gently hand washing those mugs blessed with a sprinkle of gold. Please do not put any Cafe of Curiosities mugs with gold on them in the microwave, our fabulously metallic mugs are not microwave safe.