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Here’s a cup of calm the f**k down
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Here’s a cup of calm the f**k down


We’ve all needed it; the gentle hand on your shoulder from your mum or dad, the raised eyebrow from a pal at just the titchiest of over-emotional reactions in the coffee shop queue or a shit load of confused emoticons on WhatsApp from a distant friend after a bit of an over-share on Facebook.

Consider this your own personal ‘calm the f*** down’ barometer. Reach for this Cafe of Curiosities mug when you need to take time out for a moment, count to ten and reset your personal dial to “awesome”.


Crisp white 330ml ceramic mug with black and gold quote in our exclusive Cafe of Curiosities house fonts.

The mug’s stylish black inside, not only complements the quote, but also hides a multitude of those tell-tale “oh, I only need to give it a quick rinse” and “I’m so tired I can’t even wash myself, let alone a bloody coffee mug” cuppa drinking sins.

All mugs have our fabulous logo on the back and those with only black quotes are dishwasher safe, but we recommend gently hand washing those mugs blessed with a sprinkle of gold.   Please do not put any Cafe of Curiosities mugs with gold on them in the microwave, our fabulously metallic mugs are not microwave safe.


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